awesomephilia: shalrath: what we should be getting a multiple tag search option an actually working block option a fix on the tumblr video player being able to post pictures into the caption of anything else besides a text post what we are getting my thoughts exactly
swaggamander: “i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i whisper to myself as i continue to browse tumblr
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
medicbot: seeing porn of a character you didnt want to see porn of
*whispers* the great gatsby isn’t a love story
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
best-of-funny: genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves X
awesomephilia: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? stop touching her
mychemicaloncest: One of my biggest fears is that all my opinions are actually not mine, that gradually it all has just been pushed into my head. Even when it comes to books ( that’s why I’m always afraid of reviews) But especially topics I’m not that well informed. But there is so much and you can’t always know it all. I just want to be a critical thinker that decides rationally ( but not...
agentconrad: poehlerfey: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts #with the sequel: goddammit tony i said no #and the trilogy: tony put that thing back where it came from or so help me
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
goforeverforworseorbetter: goodbye-old-friend: today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder so what did you do today
gloriousharhar: fairyhugs: child-ofthekindlywest: guceubcuesu: ianthony475: vworp-goes-the-tardis: older-aang: 64kbps: my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems” nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe. I’m done Smelborp for president Smelborp has my vote Smelborp will be...
cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago
best-of-funny: sorryforpartybarackin: vriska-serkitty: sorryforpartybarackin: shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself did u just censor e in the word heck You’re d*mn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven X
ofsherlock: ofsherlock: tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT guys come on i researched things on google translate for this
best-of-funny: gabanti: my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it X
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence